I Was a Teenage Pizza-Hater! and Other Horror Stories About Food and Selectivity

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lied to me. At age six, I saw that cartoon and believed that pizza was the most delicious thing I could possibly imagine. Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, and Michelangelo scarfed down what looked like golden slices of warm, salty, cheesy goodness. Instead, what I got was a…