There Once Was Movie Called “Disney Doesn’t Love Us Anymore”, And It Almost Deserved It

So, last Saturday, I had a bunch of people over to make gingerbread houses. After the decorating and the gorging (one for me, one for the house – on a totally unrelated note, in case you were wondering, eating nothing but candy, cookies, and icing for two days straight is…

In Which Sarah Doesn’t Know the Difference Between Blabbing About a Book and Reviewing a Movie

I don’t trust J. K. Rowling. Not, like, in the way where as I say so in the voiceover, we cut to a shot of her looking  past the camera mysteriously and then turning to walk through the door of my enemies’ house/boardroom/hangout. For one thing, I don’t even have…